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Mr Larrington's avatar

I'm sure I read the other day that (checks notes) “Extremism is the promotion or advancement of any ideology which aims to […] undermine the UK's system of parliamentary democracy […]”. Now when the unelected King makes the unelected David Cameron an unelected life peer so the unelected Prime Minister can appoint him the unelected Foreign Secretary, well, that doesn’t sound very democratic, and must surely lead at the very least to their immediate arrest.

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Robin Mulvihill's avatar

Thanks Matt - of course you were knocked back - utterly ridiculous, unfeasible series of events, couldn’t happen in a <checks notes> serious country.

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Matt Carr's avatar

I won’t be holding my breath on that one…

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Robin Stafford's avatar

Perfectly written Matt. With my French brother (he’s lived there 40 years) we were talking it through yesterday. Each event on its own is hard to believe. Put together it does show what a mad dystopia the Tory party has created for us.

PS You could have added Andrea Jenkyns resigning because they are not mad enough...

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Cill Sleibhe's avatar

Tanks Matt

Giving Laura K a ru for her mone there!

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Richard's avatar

If only you could think of something more plausible for your storyline, Matt!

Imagine if Keir came out for a ceasefire...

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Olynpuss's avatar

Dys_top_ia indeed! Hard to imagine let alone live through!

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Marcus Brown's avatar

very apposite very satirical nice one Matt

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